Police Quotes

Trooper on the side of the road

“The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.”

 

“If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

 

“So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?”

 

“Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?”

 

“Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”