Political Campaigns

Democrat and Republican candidates

After the Campaign

“My brother worked in the mayor’s campaign, hoping to get a city job after the election.”

“What’s he doing now?”

“Nothing. He got the job.”

Political Dictionary

A demagogue is a politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they’re in a terrible storm.


A tired-looking reporter made his way out of the press conference that had been going on for over an hour. As he left the room, a woman stopped him.

“Who’s speaking in there?” she asked.

“Senator Grimes.”

“About what?”

“He didn’t say.”