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- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
- A day without sunshine is like, night.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
- When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- You have the right to remain silent, please consider it.
- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling
exception, is composed of others." John Andrew Holmes.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
- Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.
- The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
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