Paw Prints Jokes Archives: Proofreader's "Marcks"

Proofreader's "Marcks"


		Close up						Boldfaced lie

		Close up and go home						Take off your cap

		Take out						Take off your stetson

		Eat here						South Carolina

		Campgrounds, next exit						Southern Pacific

		Move to left						Editor sharpening pencil

		Move to right						Query author

		Stand up						Tell author what you think of him

		Sit down						Challenge author to tic-tac-toe

		Fight, fight, fight						Straighten out author

		Insert barking dog						Push down letter

		Bad letter						Push author off cliff

		Very bad letter						Throw ms. in trash

		Send letter to bed without supper						Delete reference to vegetable