Simple Chuckles

How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path.

How do you get holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.”

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

“Dam.”

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids.