Simple Chuckles

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?

National Dyslexics Association.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

NO CHEESE!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What do you call Santa’s helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.