Things I have learned from kids...

Fireman
fireman
  • A 6-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock, even though a 40-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies.
  • If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
  • Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
  • A 4-year-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
  • If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing a superman cape.
  • It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20-by-20-foot room.
  • Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
  • You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
  • When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.
  • A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
  • The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.