Things I have learned from kids...

Fireman
  • A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
  • If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes, it does not leak — it explodes.
  • A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000-square-foot house 4 inches deep.
  • Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year-old.
  • Duplos will not.
  • Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
  • Super glue is forever.
  • McGyver can teach us many things we don’t want to know.
  • Ditto Tarzan.
  • No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can’t walk on water.
  • Pool filters do not like Jell-O.