Thoughts About Money

bag o' money

Early to bed,
Early to rise,
Till you make enough money
To do otherwise! — Unknown

  • Money: The stuff you use when all your credit cards are maxed-out.
  • They say that money isn’t everything, and that’s true. Problem is — look how many things it is though.
  • They say money can’t buy friends. It can, however, rent a few now and then.
  • They also say that money can’t buy you true love either. It does however put ya in a good bargaining position.
  • As for money buying happiness, do you really think the guy with 250 million is any happier than a guy with only 200 million?
  • When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.