A young man was pulled over by the Louisiana state police for speeding. The officer stepped out of his patrol car, pulled up his gun holster, adjusted his mirror sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man’s window.
Generally, tombstones include the deceased’s name, date of birth, date of death and sometimes a simple saying. However, there are many tombstones throughout the world that contain humorous and sometimes deprecating verses. Here are some that we find memorable.
Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102
The Good Die Young.
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767
The children of Israel wanted bread
And the Lord sent them manna,
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.
Here lies Johnny Yeast.
Pardon me for not rising.