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Tombstones

tombstoneOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:

    Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102
    The Good Die Young.

In a London, England cemetery:

    Ann Mann
    Here lies Ann Mann,
    Who lived an old maid
    But died an old Mann.
    Dec. 8, 1767

In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:

    Anna Wallace
    The children of Israel wanted bread
    And the Lord sent them manna,
    Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
    And the Devil sent him Anna.

Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:

    Here lies Johnny Yeast.
    Pardon me for not rising.

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