Used Cars

First Joke:

The prospective buyer drove the used car back into the lot after taking it for a test drive. The smiling dealer greeted her as she got out of the car.

"This car," he said, "is a golden opportunity."

"Yes," she said. "I could hear it knocking during the whole drive."

Second Joke:

Nobody knows better than the owner of a used car how hard it is to drive a bargain.