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Valentine's Riddles for the Young at Heart

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As Time Goes By
(Herman Hupfeld, composer)

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[HINT: Click the answer! to see the answer.]

    • What do you call a cartoon that only shows up on Valentine's Day? answer!
    • Whom do birds marry? answer!
    • Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Value.
      Value who? answer!
    • What do you have if everyone drove a pink car?answer!
    • Where does Valentine's Day come after Easter?answer!
    • What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?answer!
    • What did the valentine card say to the stamp?answer!
    • Is it better to write a love note on an empty stomach or on a full stomach?answer!
    • What type of flowers should you never give on Valentine's Day?answer!
    • Knock, knock.
      Who's there?
      Olive.
      Olive who?answer!

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