Valentine’s Riddles for the Young at Heart

dog with hearts

  • What do you call a cartoon that only shows up on Valentine’s Day?
  • Whom do birds marry?
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Value.
    Value who?
  • What do you have if everyone drove a pink car?
  • Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
  • What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine’s Day?
  • What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
  • Is it better to write a love note on an empty stomach or on a full stomach?
  • What type of flowers should you never give on Valentine’s Day?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?