What do you call the horrible feeling you get when you see the blue lights in your rear-view mirror and you know you were speeding?
Cop Sick Shock Syndrome
A Friar’s Tale
A number of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought that the competition was unfair.
He asked the good Friars to close down, but they ignored his request. He went and begged them to close. They would not.