Three friends were discussing what they’d do if they found out they had only 6 months to live. The first one said “I’d quit my job and go home to spend the time with my family.”
The second one said, “I’d quit my job, take my family on vacation, then go home to spend the rest of my time with them.”
The third one said nothing so the other two asked him, “What would you do if you found out you had only 6 months to live?”
The fellow though about it for a minute and then said, “Like you, I’d quit my job and take my family on vacation, but after that I’d go live with my in-laws.”
“Why live with your in-laws?” the other two asked.
“Because that would be the longest 6 months of my life.” he responded.