Advertising Lingo

These are "quotes" from the wonderful world of advertising:

• NEW! — Different color from previous design.
• ALL NEW! — Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.
• EXCLUSIVE! — Imported product.
• UNMATCHED! — Almost as good as the competition.
• FOOLPROOF OPERATION! — No provision for adjustments.
• ADVANCED DESIGN! — The advertising agency doesn't understand it.
• IT'S HERE AT LAST! — Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.
• FIELD TESTED! — Manufacturer lacks test equipment.
• HIGH ACCURACY! — Unit on which all parts fit.

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