Miscellaneous advice
for the confused and floundering

• "Never braid your eyelashes." — Miss Piggy
• "When you hire people who are smarter than you are, you prove you are smarter than they are." — R.H. Grant
• "If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up someplace else." — Yogi Berra
• Somebody asked Thomas Edison if he ever got any exercise, and he said "I only use my body to carry my brain around."
• "Do what you can with what you've got wherever you are." — Teddy Roosevelt
• "Follow the Rule of Holes : If you're in one, stop digging." — Dennis Healy
• "If it weren't for time, we'd have to do everything all at once." — Anonymous
• "A country that is big enough to give you anything you want is large enough to take everything you have, including, perhaps, your life." — Gene Burns
• "Opinion is that exercise of the human will which helps us to make a decision without information." —John Erskine