Inspector Clouseau Quotes

Inspector Clouseau
  • This IZ Chief Inspector Clouseau speaking on the pheaun.
  • You have ra-ceived a bimp. One could get a concussion from such a bimp.
  • Do you have a REUM?
  • Good evening commisonaire, how are you, your lovely wife and all the little commisionaires!
  • Until we meet again and the case is sol-ved.
  • Not now Kato.
  • I suggest you count your bees, you may find that one of them is missing.
  • It won’t be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.
  • All I require is a telephone, my little bag of tools, and some privacy with which to work. That is all I require.