When Insults Had Class
Part 2

• "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend — if you have one." —George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
• "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one." —Winston Churchill, in response
• "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." —Stephen Bishop
• "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." —John Bright
• "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." —Irvin S. Cobb
• "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." —Samuel Johnson
• "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." —Paul Keating
• "He had delusions of adequacy." —Walter Kerr
• "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." —Jack E. Leonard
• "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." —Robert Redford

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