A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
The Law of Philanthropy
Help a man when he’s in trouble and he’ll remember you when he’s in trouble again.
Alvin Toffler’s Law of Rasberry Jam
The wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets.
The Law of Selective Gravity
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
The first car to see the traffic light turn green is the second car back.
The farther a seat is from the aisle, the later the patron arrives.
The longer the title, the less important the job.
Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
The chance of bread falling jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Obey gravity...it’s the law.