It’s the law

Segal’s Law

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

The Law of Philanthropy

Help a man when he’s in trouble and he’ll remember you when he’s in trouble again.

Alvin Toffler’s Law of Rasberry Jam

The wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets.

The Law of Selective Gravity

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

MacGregor’s Law

The first car to see the traffic light turn green is the second car back.

Borkson’s Law

The farther a seat is from the aisle, the later the patron arrives.

McGovern’s Law

The longer the title, the less important the job.

Murphy’s Law

Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

Jenning’s Corollary

The chance of bread falling jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

The Law

Obey’s the law.