It's the law...

• A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. — Segal's Law
• Help a man when he's in trouble and he'll remember you when he's in trouble again. — The Law of Philanthropy
• The wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets. — Alvin Toffler's Law of Rasberry Jam
• An object will fall so as to do the most damage. — The Law of Selective Gravity
• The first car to see the traffic light turn green is the second car back. — MacGregor's Law
• The farther a seat is from the aisle, the later the patron arrives. — Borkson's Law
• The longer the title, the less important the job. — McGovern's Law
• Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. — Murphy's Law
• The chance of bread falling jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. — Jenning's Corollary
• Obey gravity...it's the law.