Old Age

• Old age is not for sissies. — Bette Davis
• Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do. — Golda Meir
• When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I am old there is no respect for the old. I missed out coming and going. — J.B. Priestley
• Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. — Herb Caen
• You know you are old when you notice how young the derelicts are getting. — Jeanne Phillips
• After age seventy it's patch, patch, patch. — Jimmy Stewart
• You have to be an antique to appreciate them. — Fay Madigan Lange
• Few people know how to be old. — Duc François La Rochefoucauld
• If I had know I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself. — Anonymous
• I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. — George Burns
• If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. — George Burns
• Grow old along with me!
  The best is yet to be,
  The last of life, for which the first was made.
  — Robert Browning
• How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was? — Satchel Paige
• Nobody loves like him who is growing old. — Sophocles