Quotes about Pets

• You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!" — Dave Barry
• I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. — August Strindberg
• Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. — Snoopy (Charles M. Schultz)
• No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. — Fran Lebowitz
• The real measure of a day's heat is the length of a sleeping cat. — Charles J. Brady
• Animals are such agreeable friends — they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. — George Eliot
• Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture. — Jacquelyn Mitchard
• Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez
• Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. — Joe Gores
• My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. — Joe Weinstein
• If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. — Mark Twain
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. — Peter Steiner
• I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. — Rita Rudner
• A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. — Robert Benchley
• Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. — Sue Murphy
• Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. — Unknown