Love and Romance

• Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. —Lynda Barry
• You need someone to love while you're looking for someone to love. —Shelagh Delaney
• If you want to catch a trout, don't fish in a herring barrel. —Ann Landers [on singles bars]
• I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. —Emo Phillips
• Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. —Anonymous
• My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been one. —Groucho Marx
• Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. —Rita Rudner
• Love teaches even asses to dance. —French Proverb
• Love me, love my dog. —John Heywood