Traveling by Car

• Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. —Dan Rather
• The shortest distance between two points is usually under construction. —Anonymous
• If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. —Doug Larson
• Parking is such street sorrow. —Herb Caen
• To get back on your feet, miss two car payments. —Anonymous
• The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. —Sid Caesar
• Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. —Erma Bombeck