Wisdom from Winnie the Pooh
All quotes by A.A. Milne.
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• It's so much more friendly with two.
• I was walking along, looking for somebody, and then suddenly I wasn't anymore.
• We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it.
• "It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.
  "So it is."
  "And freezing."
  "It is?"
  "Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "We haven't had an earthquake lately."
• To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
• "It is awfully hard to be b-b-brave," said Piglet, "when you are only a Very Small Animal."
• "What does Crustimoney Proseedcake mean?" said Pooh. "For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me."
• My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling, but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.
• "I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.
  "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."
• "Oh bother!"